singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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