let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Panties = found
Randomize
