what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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