Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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