You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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