ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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