Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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