i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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