My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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