He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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