You're my little dorito
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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