Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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