Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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