Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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