so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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