Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Randomize
