we're blogging at a bar
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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