i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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