I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize