She said her name was "party"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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