Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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