I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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