Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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