do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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