Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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