Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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