He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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