It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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