Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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