why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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