I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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