Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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