if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm having to shit out rocks
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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