Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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