Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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