I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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