hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Randomize
