No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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