I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
