I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Someone signed my nipple.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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