we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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