What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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