A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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