All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
