Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Two words: blizzard sex
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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