Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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