idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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