But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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