Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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