My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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