So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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