Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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