She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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