Nicole vs. Life
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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